May 2013
nanner:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
“Goodbye friends I am gone” and then proceeds to rip the wallpaper from the walls.
me when exercising: my mind's tellin me no
me when exercising: but my body
me when exercising: my bODY's tellin me absofuckinglutely not
esotericsanonymous:
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What the fuck
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does this even mean anymore
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is it supposed to express love and peace
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or unfathomable rage and hatred
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
Organizational blog to save YJ and GLTAS: Helping... →
codex-apollo:
Alright ya’ll here what’s up smgo.tv has already pledged $ 29,300
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76 days left
to raise $10,000,000
so this is what I’m gonna do.
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If you send me proof that you donated to smgo.tv…
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
lvysaur:
youhavetooletgo:
lvysaur:
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
diagonal-strafing:
How long does it take before you start being ok with your own face looking like a dropped potato?
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
I walked today around my neighborhood and it is nasty humid. I only walked probably 25 mim or a mile, but dang I was sweating a lot already. Got home, drank some water and did some mini exercises. Now for shower and errands
me: eats a snack while making a snack
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jequitakoyama:
crystaline-sugar:
I laugh so fucking hard when people think only white people inaccurately portray people of color or other cultures. Your so ignorant of the world.
i really agree with you but
but
*you’re
<3
Omfg haha
Roidy Raw: Things Left Unsaid: You guys should... →
69bakeneko:
They released new infos especially to the customization!
You get new accessiories and clothes along the story of the game!
YOU GET
NEW CLOTHES
YOU CAN SEE THE CLOTHING OF COURSE WHILE YOU RUN THROUGH THE NEW REGION
called Kalos
YOU CAN ALWAYS CHANGE IT BACK TO WHAT…
yes you can! actually explore the site first!!!!!
honey & smoke: Jay Gatsby was black: an... →
pollums:
So let me explain this theory for those of you who haven’t heard it before already.
The Great Gatsby is a story of a man that makes his fortune bootlegging and throws countless magnificent parties all in hopes of attracting the attention of his old flame Daisy.
But it’s really…
Home fried chicken with honey, siricha and lemon sauce was amazing. Always love honey with red hot with fried food but dang siricha is better with it
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
Made a joke about my friends vagina being dry then I told her happy bday. I’m such a great person.
A more profound bond 'cause Cas, buddy, I need... →
gambitgrl:
superwholock-girl:
cas-baby-no:
julietrosedoctor:
man-in-the-moonmoon:
zackisontumblr:
friends with overprotective parents
friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way)
friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and...
You were thinking. It's annoying: brbshittoavenge:... →
brbshittoavenge:
逃げちゃ駄目だ: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading…
kelcysaurus:
brbshittoavenge:
queensimia:
kennedyclintonkat:
neatpotatoes:
teachers who complain about grading work
are you fucking kidding me.
no.
no you…
This I feel comfortable reblogging
I watched silver linings playbook and I fucking can’t. The characters in general were too much. Not heartbreaking necessarily but annoying. I couldn’t stand them half way through the film. If mental illness make everybody an ass, fuck that. I can barely deal with my mom.
These people are a lot to deal with and make it insufferable to watch the film. Other than the characters the...
undercover-witch:
microcroft:
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
